Vet in woodford
Pets, like humans need medical help sometimes, but unlike us, they cannot tell how they feel. That is why we need a professional vet, to examine our dog, cat etc. and to solve the problem.
Do you have a pet? If yes, then you will definitely need a vet.
Let me tell you a very interesting vet story (no, it is not about your Woodford vet) that will show you, why you have to trust your Woodford vet.
A man runs into the vet’s office ( not your Woodford vet of course) carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.
The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog’s body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog’s body and finally looks at the vet and meows.
The vet looks at the man and says, “I’m sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too.” The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.
The vet brings in a black labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks.
The vet looks at the man and says, “I’m sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too.”
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes.
The vet answers, “$650.”
“$650 to tell me my dog is dead?” exclaimed the man.
“Well,” the vet replies, “I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests.”
Sometimes, there are very strange laws, which however are real. As we could not find some absolutely ridiculous animal laws in Britain, we can offer you the strangest animal state laws in the USA. Your vet in Woodford will be impressed.
- In New York City, one is forbidden from shooting rabbits from the back end of a Third Avenue streetcar when it is moving.
- In Kansas, people cannot shoot rabbits while in a motorboat.
- In Statesville, North Carolina, it is against the law to race rabbits in the streets.
- In Tuscumbia, Alabama, no more than eight rabbits can reside on the same block.
- A law in Detroit, Michigan, prohibits crocodiles from being tied to a fire hydrant.
- Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, New York.
- In Baltimore, Maryland, it is necessary to document any services performed by a jackass.
- In Ohio, it is against the law to set a fire under your mule if it balks.
- In Arkansas, if your 2-year-old mule runs wild and is unclaimed within 2 days, anyone may castrate the animal.
- In Marshalltown, Iowa, a horse will be breaking the law if it eats a fire hydrant.
- People can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog in Oklahoma.
- Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
- In Tulsa, Oklahoma, dogs are prohibited from going on private property unless the owner gives his consent first.
- In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
- Dogs are strictly forbidden from riding in ambulances in Westport, Massachusetts.
- Wallace, Idaho, decreed it is unlawful for anyone to sleep in a dog kennel.
- In Clawson, Michigan, a law specifically makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. But the animals may not be in the house after sunup or during the day.